Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Randomize
