9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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