At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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