I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I checked into jail on foursquare
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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