Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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