So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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