I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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