I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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