She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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