i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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