I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
North Korea, Best Korea!
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
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