is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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