im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Drake has all the answers
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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