Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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