I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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