Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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