haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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