I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I could fuck to npr.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
