Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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