You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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