it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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