Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
