Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
