my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
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