So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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