I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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