I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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