yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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