Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Randomize
