we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Randomize
