Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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