Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
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