Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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