quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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