You really coming over, don't trick.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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