Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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