Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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