Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Your dad touched me again.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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