Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
if i can run in heels then i can drive
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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