The maid of honor just puked.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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