R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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