btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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