Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
