she was so not down for the gang bang
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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