Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
