my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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