people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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