i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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