Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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