like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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